Bottomless Drag Brunch
Fancy a brunch with extra punch? A side of lashes with yer bacon rashers?! Welcome to the Bottomless Drag Brunch! Whether you’re starting the day as you mean to go on, or this is pre-drinks before your big night, head down to The Diner for party vibes brought to you by the drag queens of your dreams Miss Leigh Ding and Mercedes Bends. They’ll be spinning camp classics as you tuck into juicy burgers and piles of pancakes washed down with more booze than you can shake a feather boa at. Choose from prosecco, lager, and cocktails like Butlin’s on the Beach! Dancing positively encouraged!
Simply add to your booking during checkout from £41.95pp!
All Aboard the Love Boat!
Get ready to dress up on Friday night, and jump on board the DTM Love Boat! Whether you want to serve sea creature couture, skimpy sailor, simply speedos and bikinis, or if you want to go full out mermaid fantasy and pay homage to The Divine Miss M, we can't wait to make waves with you.
Our Friday night official Opening Party will see you dancing to the legendary Freemasons with Russell Small, and singing along with our camp Buoys Ahoy show with Alfie Ordinary, Allan Jay, and Jamie Heward, so grab your crew, strike a pose on deck, and expect a boatload of fabulousness as we set sail for an unforgettable weekend.
Costume Parties
We’re kicking off the weekend in style on Friday’s All Aboard the Love Boat, then keeping the energy high through Saturday and Sunday with more nights of unforgettable costume themes. Each night will have its own unique theme, so whether you’re here for a little sparkle, a touch of glam, or just want to dance the night away, there’s something for everyone, and plenty of opportunities to let your creativity shine. Stay tuned to our socials to find out what the remaining themes will be.
Line-Dancing w/ The Rodeo Queens
The Rodeo Queens are coming back to Don’t Tell Mama with a cabaret where ‘yeeehawww’ meets ‘yaaasss’. Saddle up for a high-camp stampede! Bringing their dopamine-dipped country cabaret back to the stage, The Rodeo Queens don’t just ride… they REIGN.
This fabulous collective features some of the wildest cabaret talents around, so giddy-up gorgeous, it's time to hit the floor for a boot-stomping, rhinestone-studded spectacle you won’t want to miss.
DTM Dragathon
Get ready Bognor, the DTM Dragathon is back for Don’t Tell Mama 2027! Prepare yourself for a marathon of pure drag talent, absolute chaos, and non-stop camp fun as this drag spectacular takes over the stage once again.
Hosted by Billie Gold, this will be total camp chaos featuring Alfie Ordinary, Bigg Taystee, Cosmic, Dave Lynn, Davina Sparkle, Drag With No Name, Ophelia Payne, Pam Sandwich, Pooh La May, Sandra, & Tonya Kneez
The Kylie Crawl
Strut your way around the resort with The Kylie Crawl, a Kylie Minogue-themed Soul Stroll like no other. Slip on your headphones and get ready for a Silent Disco on the move, packed with Kylie’s biggest hits and classic party anthems. Led by a fully mobile wireless DJ, you’ll be guided around the resort, singing and dancing along, all to the same iconic soundtrack. One minute you’re ‘Spinning Around,’ and the next, you’re losing it to ‘Padam Padam’ and breaking the ‘Tension.’ There's a bar stop midway, so you can fuel up on some vital disco juice!
Pool Parties at Splash
Get your swimmers on and prepare to get wet n’ wild, because it’s Pool Party Time! Whether you’re zooming down the flumes, floating on a rainbow inflatable, or doing the macarena with a drag queen, you can guarantee that the water’s warm and the beats are hot. You can just rock up, get in. There’s no need to book, as our legendary Pool Party is all included in the price of your Weekender. Things are about to get steamy…